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der Text ist gut:-)) Solche Texte kursieren halt - entweder der Typ in Deiner Klasse hat ihn vorher woanders her oder sein Brief hat die Runde im unendlichen Cyberspace gemacht:-))

Hmm. Dieser Text stand so um 91/92 herum bei uns in der Schülerzeitung. Und was strafverschärfend hinzukommt: Der Typ, von dem er stammte, und der insbesondere auch behauptete, ihn geschrieben zu haben, war bei mir in der Klasse. Also, jetzt muß ich mich doch mal gerade sehr ernsthaft am Kopf kratzen...



Rall

Wurstl?
der arme hund.....aber das is ja mal richtig lustisch

@Lira. Ach englisch....stimmt. das hier is ein mix aus englisch und bayrisch und leider nur lustig, wenn man englisch etwas kann *tröst*

So, und das ganze jetzt auf Deutsch bitte. " Ich schreibe, weil du mir helfen mustt............" und weiter?

Greet God,



I write you, because you must helb me. I have seen your Space Shuttle in the television. In color. And so came me the idea to make holidays in the world-room. Alone. Without my crazy wife. I am the Kraxlhuber. The Hofer Anderl was my clock-clock grandfather. I stand on a very bad foot with my wife.

Always she shouts with me. She has a shrill voice like a circle saw. She lets no good hair at me. She says I am a Schlapp-tail. She wants that I become Bürgermaster. But I want not be Bürgermaster. I have nothing at the hat with the political shit. I want my Ruah. And so I want make holidays on the moon. Without my bad half. But I take my dog with me. He is a boxer. His name is Wurstl.

So I want book a flight in your next Space Shuttle. But please give me not a window place. I would kotz you the rocket full, because I am not swindle-free.
And no standing-place please...
And please do not tell my wife that I want to go alone. She has a big Schrot-gun. She would make a sieve from my ass.

I need not much comfort. A nice double-room with bath and kloo and heating. And windows with look on the earth. So I can look through my far-glass and see my wife working on the potatoe field. And I and my dog laugh us a branch (hähä). We will kringel ourself before laughing (höhöhöhö)!

Is what losse on the moon? I need warm weather and I hope the sun
shines every day. This is very good for my frost-boils.




With friendly Servus, yours




Kraxlhuber